Do you like sugar? Come on, of course you like sugar. Well this is your lucky day, because the greatest haul of sugar ever discovered by mankind just dropped into our laps... and we want to give it away at a RIDICULOUSLY LOW PRICE.

This is totally crazy! A lifetime supply of candy corn just for you, for only 99 cents! You'd have to be literally insane not to grab this offer!

Why am I not keeping all of this candy corn for myself, you ask? That's a really good question... you should probably buy it now before I change my mind.

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